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Hot for Teacher can be found at here, published by Torquere Press, and is available in e-book format.

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Her name was Lisa Kushner and I was her Teacher's Assistant. The first time we met was in her office a week before classes began. She handed me the syllabus and a cup of hot tea and we talked about her teaching philosophy and the ways in which I could be of use to her. I managed to hear most of what she said while I was fantasizing about the many other ways in which I knew I could be of use.

"You're a grad student?"

"Yes, I'm thinking of going into teaching myself."

"It's not a romantic profession," Professor Kushner told me. "But I've never regretted it."

"No regrets. That's the way to live."

"It certainly is, Alice."

That was when I realized she'd caught me staring at her cleavage. I remember going right home that afternoon and calling up Rickie.

"Rickie, baby, I'm so fucked."

"Hey, girl!" Rickie answered in her typical cheerful fashion. I'd known Rickie a long time. She had a bad day once in a while, but a bad day for Rickie was usually remedied by one of two things. Chocolate, or sex. And she never seemed to have any trouble finding a Milky Way or a mr.Goodbar.

"Rickie, the professor..."

"Oh, girlfriend, I can hear it in your voice," Rickie said, sounding sympathetic. "You need some TLC."

"I so do."

Half an hour later Rickie was sitting on the end of my bed, painting my toenails a scary hooker red.

"I don't know about that color," I said uncertainly, but Rickie waved her hand at me.

"Red is classic. Red makes a woman feel hot."

I snorted at Rickie. "Like you know anything about dating women."

Rickie gave me a haughty look. "I aspire to be one, darling, I've done extensive research."

Well I couldn't argue with her. She was the one saving money for her transition after all, it was entirely possible she did know more about women than I did. The only research I had done was a careful and in depth examination of Professor Kushner's ass. Mmm. And her--

"So does she have great boobs?"

"Funny you should ask, Rickie, I was just thinking about them."

"Round, perky?"

"Firm, just a little too big."

"My God, Alice, you're such a chauvinist."

"This should come as no surprise to you." Any more than it ought to surprise me that Rickie asked about them. She had a book of boobs that she put together as part of her transition research that contained the cleavage of close to a hundred women, ranging from movie star tits to pictures of women she knew, including mine.

Which were too small for my own liking.

For more of Alice and Prof. Kushnier (and, of course, Rickie!), buy Taste Test: Learning Curves at Torquere Press.

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